IN THE SPIRIT OF CREATIVITY…
The marketing team have been having a chuckle sifting through over 1000 creative attempts at blagging a ticket to Captify’s annual pool party and BBQ.
In the spirit of the grand overlord privacy policy viral lolapalooza General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) (Regulation (EU) 2016/679) blah blah TL;DR, all culprits will remain anonymous and protected.
Enjoy the highlights, we did:
1. ‘I know the CEO’
Don’t we all? I walk down the street high-fiving CEOs on a regular basis. If I haven’t had coffee with 6 CEOs by lunch, I consider the day a failure. He’s a friendly one so it’s not impossible, but if pulling this one out, try not to get his first and surname mixed up (Dom Joseph not Joseph Dom).
2. ‘You should see my dance moves’
Videos are always welcomed. The You’ve Been Framed empire was built on the dreams of wannabee MJ and Taylor Swifty’s. Why shouldn’t Cannes be the same?
3. ‘Send me the password’
Confident and strong but what would your mum say? Remember the manners and a simple ’hello’.
4. ‘Do you know who I am?’
No.
5. ‘I’m nice, you’re nice’
Cool, I’m also sure you have lovely hair and a bubbly personality. No just kidding, flattery might get you everywhere. Keep talking…
6. ‘Hi there’, ‘hi there’, ‘hi there’
We’re big fans of reach but maybe a try a targeted approach before sending a blanket email to 10 of us. You might not get the ROI desired.
7. ‘Let’s swap’
Deal cutter. Exchanging invites for your party in return for invites to our party is a big bonus. We really like the value exchange here, but you have to come in your best Cannes attire. Chinos and fedoras at the ready.
8. [insert pic] ‘Remember me from last year?’
Good gracious, why did you send that?! My eyes! Visual aids help but please keep away from the NSFW. (Yes, someone actually sent us a picture of themselves in their swim shorts..).
CAPTIFY@CANNES POOL PARTY & BBQ | TUES 19 JUNE | 12-7PM | CAPTIFY VILLA HQ
REQUEST AN INVITE: CANNES@CAPTIFY.CO.UK
http://www.captify.co.uk/captifycannes-pool-party-bbq-2018/
